The biggest dread of every alumnus when attending high school reunions is image. We all want to look as good, and as successful, as we possibly can. Apart from our physical appearance and material wealth, one of our priorities is who to go with. For single alumni, this can be tricky. So we thought we’d propose some options for the occasion. Here are ten dream dates for high school reunions:
- Who would make a bigger impression, or draw more envious glares, than the homecoming king/queen of your high school prom? Check availability, then make your move.
- That varsity football quarterback who was the dream of every girl in your senior year might be a good choice as well. Maybe you could locate him on Facebook.
- When all else fails, for those determined (or desperate) to make an impression might hire an escort for the occasion. Reputable firms do exist, that can provide a guest for you who’s custom-fit to your specifications. Just make sure you both get your story straight in advance.
- Your personal trainer. What a fabulous pair you would make: you, 50 lbs. lighter, with the Adonis who made it possible at your side .
- Your competition’s ex. Remember that girl who had everything, and always made fun of you? Well, turns out she’s lost one of those possessions – her doctor-husband.
- If this is, like, your 20th high school reunion, a dream date might just be your pool cleaner – or a chiropractor.
- As long as we’re dreaming, how about that head cheerleader for the high school football team, who is now one of the Laker Girls?
- We hear Jennifer Aniston is available, again. How cool would it be to walk in with her under your arm? Take that, Brad.
- Finding out that the guy or girl you had a crush on all through high school is still available, not gay, and still lives nearby. Now that’s a dream.
- Realizing that you’ve already found the perfect dream date, and married him/her. Now that’s better than dreaming.
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